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5:55 p.m. - 08/01/2008
No more bars or clubs for Kate and Lea
So another week comes to an end, and I prepare to go out and party with my friends. But I felt it necessary to write about last weekend's ordeal. Last Saturday Kate and I went to Adam's Morgan with Trisha and Kristen, and we came to a conclusion: We are so over the club scene. it just wasn't fun getting hit on by guys, having them grab you and try to dance with you, and deliver stupid lines that we've heard a million and one times. We ended up at Heaven and Hell and there's a funny little story about getting in there. So we go, and we all decided that we wouldn't go in if there was a cover. So we go to the door, led by trisha, and the guy tells us it's $5. And Trisha goes "Uhm, can we not pay that." And the guy just let's the four of us in. So in there we spent most of our time observing other people. there were a couple of guys in there that were out of one of those movies about a dorky guy at a club or pary. There was this one guy who was tall, lanky, frizzy hair, thick coke bottle glasses, and a dorky grin on his face. Probably in his 30s and he was dancing compleytely off beat, and this girl who was a good dancer came and started dancing with him to beyonce. It was hilarious. you could see the exictement on his face with her grinding against him, and when she smacked his ass I though he might faint from his excitement. But anyway, we saw a lot of dorky old guy cliche's trying to hit on girls and dance with them. And we really just spent most of the night watching other people. it was kind of like watching a train wreck, we just couldn't turn away.
Since we are obviously over the club scene, kate and I tried this local bar on Monday night since they had karaoke and our lives randomly break into song lol. But yeah that turned out to be a big mistake. As soon as we got there this old guy started hitting on kate. When we were sitting at the bar he even threw peanuts at her to get her attention. So Kate's a hell of a lot nicer in general than I am and doesn't reject people right off the bat. She might actually indulge them and converse with them. BIG MISTAKE. So she talks to this old guy who she ahs no interest in and she starts playing this bowling game with the group of people he's with. I go over there and some guy tries to flirt with me. Some stupid line like 'why doesn't you're boyfriend come out wiht you. Isn't he afraid someone is gonna steal you away, you're so gorgeous." An obvious attempt to find out if I had a bf and to throw in a stupid unoriginal compliment. So unlike kate I respond in a non flirtations manner that my boyfriend doesn't really like going out to bars, but he's confindent enough to know that I always come home to him or something like that. But anyway, I digress, so Kate is playing the bowling game, I'm being antisocial, and the old guy is still flirting with kate. So then we go outside to smoke a cigareete and we get approached by these two old chicks. And we're talking and everything and one of them who was very drunk asked an odd question "who invited you" and we just kind of blew it off like it was no big deal. So then this really old guy comes out and makes some dumb ass comment about women being stupid and allowing men to treat them like crap and I went off on him, and by the end of the conversation had him apologizoing for his comment and feeling like an ass. But meanwhile Kate was talking to the drunk old chick who was insulting her in between compliments. She'd say something nice then call her dog ugly and say she gets laid by ugly guys cause she's got an ugly dog. And then accuse her of lying when Kate said that she wasn't interested in any of the guys at the bar. Then go back to that whole who invited you thing. Well to make a long story short, this woman was pissed becasue the guy flirting with kate was her boyfriend. And the old woman didn't believe that kate had no interest in him, and insisted on continuing to insult Kate. So we left before Kate lost her temper and started a fight. So now we know local bars are a bad idea too. I think we might be doomed to spend our weekends in my living room drinking and smoking hookah like we've been doing. Who needs new people when we've got our fabulous selves :)
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